If you have pants paranoia,
Sorry, I’ve got bad news for ya.
Wearing a belt and suspenders
Flags security pretenders.
Humans invented the shoe
To keep toes from turning blue.
If it’s cold enough for socks,
Leave your sandals in a box.
When daily temperatures drop
For wearing shorts it’s time to stop.
Some think short pants in winter is cool
But it just makes you look a fool.
Over time, blue jeans wear and fray,
But many buy them new that way.
It’s like a new car with bad brakes.
Did they leave their brains in the jakes?
Going out in pajama pants and slippers,
In a concert hall dressed to use hedge clippers,
Wearing sweat pants not at the gymnasium,
Shows low class and taste from a poor cranium.
